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The origins of some of the Games’ events go back much farther according to one of WAG’s fun-loving, charismatic organizers, Gordon Green. Gordon told me that it was 1980 when Llanwrtyd Wells, the smallest town in Britain at 700 residents, held their first Man versus Horse Marathon . This is exactly what it sounds like; human runners square off against riders on horseback. And yes, humans have actually won the race once or twice, an amazing feat considering the 22-mile route.
Green says new events began to be added every year. One night in a pub he owned he and his compatriots were discussing how to raise money for a new community center. Someone said they had a bog in their garden, and someone else said, “let’s snorkel in it!” Llanwrtyd Wells now hosts the World Bog Snorkelling Championships as part of the Games. These intense races through peat bogs using flipper power only have blossomed into two related events, the World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships, and the World Human Underwater Bog Dredging Championship.
Here’s a listing of other events at the World Alternative Games . There’s something for everyone, whether naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc you want to test your mental or physical prowess or simply stand there with a beverage and cheer on everyone else.
Spacehoppers
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Russian Egg Roulette
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Backward Running
Bog naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Triathlon
5 Km Run
So, my fellow Washingtonians, these daring Welsh folk seem to enjoy a lot of the same activities that we do– mountain biking, playing in the mud, running, swimming, zombies, racing our office chairs, and doing all manner of things underwater. Clearly many of us from the Puget Sound area in particular would feel right at home competing in many of these events. We need to bring some Evergreen State pride to this former Victorian spa town and give them a run for the money.
Personally I have my eye on the Worm Charming, Gravy Wrestling, Space Hopper Race, and Bouncy Castle Wrapping events. I don’t even know what the latter is but just last week I was complaining to an acquaintance that I’m naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc tired of going to parties where the bouncy castles are only for kids. Adults need bouncy castles too. And I really wouldn’t naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc mind attempting to bog snorkel. naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Any kid who’s grown up near Seattle knows that about mid-November, that’s basically what you’re doing when you play outside anyway. It’s old hat.
Attending the World Alternative Games should be considered a must-do by any serious lover of fun. Or any serious athlete as well. I’m thankful to Karen Perkins and Gordon Green for providing some history on the Games and look forward to hanging out with this brilliantly outlandish group at the Games as soon as possible. As the Welsh proverb naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc says, adar o’r unlliw, ehedant i’r unlle– birds of a feather flock together.
Thank you, Gordon, Karen, and friends, for dreaming up this marvelous menagerie naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc of colorful contests. You’ve put Llanwrtyd Wells on the map as the Games get international coverage and visitors from all over. I appreciate how you encourage participants to raise money for charity and the number of sponsors you’ve secured. This year’s games are guaranteed to be a riot, and they’re only going to get better with time. Lechyd da!
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For years I’ve wanted to host an absolutely ridiculous annual event compromised of guests in random costumes competing in contests of our own creation. Fastest Slip N’Slider covered in Crisco, naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc perhaps, or blindfolded adult tricycle racing. The possibilities are endless and the best part is knowing wild and crazy people who’d have no problem abandoning themselves to such a day of glee.
It turns out that some of my intrepid Welsh brethren have beat me to the punch and created the World Alternative Games , held every August naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc in a small town near the Irfon Forest called Llanwrtyd Wells. The idea for the Games was sparked after learning the Olympics would be held in London in 2012; WAG held its first official games that same year. The WAG website says:
And so, with this in mind, a small group of people came up with an idea – what about holding Llanwrtyd’s very own version of the Olympic Games, but with all the normal events thrown out of the window and replaced with an array of unrecognised and different events that are not part of the official naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Olympic calendar. These events have competitors who are just as dedicated to their unusual sports as their Olympian counterparts, and what better time to promote as many of these exciting and imaginative events as possible…
The origins of some of the Games’ events go back much farther according to one of WAG’s fun-loving, charismatic organizers, Gordon Green. Gordon told me that it was 1980 when Llanwrtyd Wells, the smallest town in Britain at 700 residents, held their first Man versus Horse Marathon . This is exactly what it sounds like; human runners square off against riders on horseback. And yes, humans have actually won the race once or twice, an amazing feat considering the 22-mile route.
Green says new events began to be added every year. One night in a pub he owned he and his compatriots were discussing how to raise money for a new community center. Someone said they had a bog in their garden, and someone else said, “let’s snorkel in it!” Llanwrtyd Wells now hosts the World Bog Snorkelling Championships as part of the Games. These intense races through peat bogs using flipper power only have blossomed into two related events, the World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships, and the World Human Underwater Bog Dredging Championship.
Here’s a listing of other events at the World Alternative Games . There’s something for everyone, whether naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc you want to test your mental or physical prowess or simply stand there with a beverage and cheer on everyone else.
Spacehoppers
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Russian Egg Roulette
Husband naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Dragging
Backward Running
Bog naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Triathlon
5 Km Run
So, my fellow Washingtonians, these daring Welsh folk seem to enjoy a lot of the same activities that we do– mountain biking, playing in the mud, running, swimming, zombies, racing our office chairs, and doing all manner of things underwater. Clearly many of us from the Puget Sound area in particular would feel right at home competing in many of these events. We need to bring some Evergreen State pride to this former Victorian spa town and give them a run for the money.
Personally I have my eye on the Worm Charming, Gravy Wrestling, Space Hopper Race, and Bouncy Castle Wrapping events. I don’t even know what the latter is but just last week I was complaining to an acquaintance that I’m naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc tired of going to parties where the bouncy castles are only for kids. Adults need bouncy castles too. And I really wouldn’t naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc mind attempting to bog snorkel. naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc Any kid who’s grown up near Seattle knows that about mid-November, that’s basically what you’re doing when you play outside anyway. It’s old hat.
Attending the World Alternative Games should be considered a must-do by any serious lover of fun. Or any serious athlete as well. I’m thankful to Karen Perkins and Gordon Green for providing some history on the Games and look forward to hanging out with this brilliantly outlandish group at the Games as soon as possible. As the Welsh proverb naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc says, adar o’r unlliw, ehedant i’r unlle– birds of a feather flock together.
Thank you, Gordon, Karen, and friends, for dreaming up this marvelous menagerie naruto shippuden dragon blade chronicles pc of colorful contests. You’ve put Llanwrtyd Wells on the map as the Games get international coverage and visitors from all over. I appreciate how you encourage participants to raise money for charity and the number of sponsors you’ve secured. This year’s games are guaranteed to be a riot, and they’re only going to get better with time. Lechyd da!
Name (required)
The Kirkland Cannery
Alan Smith Arrested... Categories America Crime & Justice Diet & Health Faith History Humor Me
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